“Hopes are like hair ornaments. Girls want to wear too many of them. When they become old women they look silly wearing even one.” WantLooksAgeGirlStupidHairSillyLive ByOrnamentsOld Woman Author:Arthur Golden
“Editors can be stupid at times. They just ignore that author's intention. I always try to read unabridged editions, so much is lost with cut versions of classic literature, even movies don't make sense when they are edited too much. I love the longueurs of a book even if they seem pointless because you can get a peek into the author's mind, a glimpse of their creative soul. I mean, how would people like it if editors came along and said to an artist, 'Whoops, you left just a tad too much space around that lily pad there, lets crop that a bit, shall we?'. Monet would be ripping his hair out.” PeopleIfsTryingMindMeanSaidBookSoulSeemsWould BeArtistLiteratureLostLeftBitsSpaceCreativeToo MuchCuttingStupidHairIntentionVersionsMake SenseClassicEditorsGlimpseCropsPointlessLiliesPadsEditedClassic LiteratureMonetLily Pads Author:E. A. Bucchianeri
“If I think I weigh too much, I'll lose weight; if my hair looks stupid, I'll cut it. I guess I'm my harshest critic. I'm not easily satisfied.” IfsThinkingLooksLosesToo MuchCuttingStupidHairWeightCriticsSatisfiedLose Weight Author:Marilyn Manson
“When I was into The Beatles, I cut my hair into a Beatle haircut, which looked so ridiculously stupid with my little cat-eye glasses that I wore.” LittlesEyeCuttingStupidHairCatGlassesHaircutsCat Eye Author:Cassandra Peterson
“I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair.” YearsBitsRecordsStupidHairShoesBuyingEggsTeenageBasketsTeenage YearsYour Stupid Author:Dylan Moran
“I feel something very small growing inside me as I look at her, and I realize in one absolutely clear moment that I don't like her at all. 'You know what?' I say. 'Forget it. I'll do the list by myself.' She stands up, swings her stupid hair about and tries to look offended. It's a trick that works with guys, but it makes no difference to the way I feel about her.” KnowsWayFeelsTryingLooksMomentsGuyRealizingDifferencesForgetClearGrowingStupidHairListsTricksSwingsOffendedForget ItLike Her Author:Jenny Downham
“Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into that bright delivery-room light, nothing had been right. Nothing had been as comfortable or felt so good. Just the effort it took to keep your stupid physical body alive, just finding food and cooking it and dishwashing, the keeping warm and bathing and sleeping, the walking and bowel movements and ingrown hairs, it was all getting to be too much work.” PeopleBodyLightFeltBornSleepRoomsEffortToo MuchAliveStupidMovementHairWalkingComfortableFindingsCookingWarmDeliveryPhysical BodyBathingToo Much WorkYour StupidBowel MovementsDelivery Room Author:Chuck Palahniuk