“I do know enough about economics - and so do you - to understand that the 'stimulus program' of Barack Obama and his ravenous parasitic hordes, supposedly designed to 'repair' America's broken economy, reveals him to be unimaginably stupid, gibberingly insane, or simply the biggest, most barefaced criminal thug ever to occupy the White House. And that's saying a lot.” KnowsEnoughAmericaHouseWhiteEconomyStupidBrokenProgramEconomicsCriminalsInsaneBarackWhite HouseStimulusThugHorde Author:L. Neil Smith
“My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this.” IfsGivingWritingBelieveFunnyScienceUniverseHouseNiceMankindStupidJokesGive MeMealsFormulasReally NiceNice HouseStupid Jokes Author:Joel Klein
“When one stops working at the height of one's career, it's just stupid not to say, 'I want to make sure I have a house.'” WantHouseCareersStupidHeight Author:Ali MacGraw
“You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.'” WellsEndsHumorFunnyFightingHouseEnergyStupidNegativeDatingDisappearRingsSpoonsDrawersNegative EnergyNapkinsFunny Dating Author:Adam Ferrara
“Nobody should be hitting lotto for 36 million dollars when we got people starving in the streets. That is not idealistic, that's just real. That is just stupid. There's no way Michael Jackson, or whoever should have thousands, millions, billions of dollars and we got people broke with two-three jobs and still can't pay bills on time. There's no way! No way these people should have planes when people don't have houses, apartments, shacks, drawers, pants!!!” PeopleWayShouldStillsTwoRealJobsThreeHousePayMillionsStreetsStupidShould HaveBillsDollarsBillionsBrokePlanesPantsHittingApartmentStarvingMillion DollarsDrawersIdealisticShack Author:Tupac Shakur
“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the 'spirits' of things. A few years back, my wife was frustrated with the same old stupid sound effects tape we would play, which ends with the theme from 'Ghostbusters' and 'Monster Mash'. I told her that Halloween is way too cool a holiday to suffer through this every year.” WayYearsEndsPlaySpiritSufferingHouseSoundWifeEffectsStupidHugeMy WifeMonstersThemeHolidayTapeFrustratedHalloweenToo CoolSound Effects Author:Dee Snider
“I'm thinking of doing everything now, including this stupid act of waiting for someone in front of their house so you should do the same. You have no thoughts of becoming the little mermaid, so that's why I'll be come the little mermaid instead. I'll be right next to you as if I am not there and disappear like foam. So right now, I am the one shamelessly hanging on to you.” IfsThinkingShouldLittlesNextHouseWaitingFrontsStupidBecomingRight NowIncludingDisappearMermaidHanging OnFoam Author:Joo
“I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.” PeopleTryingSometimesCoursesHouseCan DoWorryGrowing UpGrowingFrontsStupidDadComfortableCamerasMy DadReactionsYou Can Do It Author:Adam Sandler
“It was the Democratic Party, it was the Presidential election. We elected a president [Barack Obama]; we didn't elect a king. So all the speculation in the next three months - people camped out at his house, and wondering who's coming to visit, who's going to be the Secretary of State - that all struck me as inane and stupid.” PeopleStatesThreeNextHousePresidentPartyWonderStupidMonthsKingsElectionDemocraticBarackPresidentialSecretarySpeculationDemocratic PartyPresident Barack ObamaThree MonthsPresidential Election Author:Bill Ayers
“Our building practices for the past century have been plain stupid - especially the glorification of the single-family house in a subdivision, at the expense of all other typologies and arrangements.” Has BeensPastHousePracticeCenturyStupidBuildingExpensesArrangementsGlorificationTypology Author:James Howard Kunstler
“I've never heard a White House staff say that the president was too stupid or too ill-informed to have broken the law. And that's really what it comes down to. The truth is, he leaked highly classified information that he shouldn't have leaked. It's one thing to say, "Hey, I'm the president. Nobody can punish me for that." It's another thing entirely to just deny that he did it. We know that he did it. And he really ought to own up to it.” HousePresidentStupidBrokenTruth Is Author:John Kiriakou
“For me, money is to use - it's only to use. So I never have money because I always spend. That's why in a way I protect myself in having houses. But if I had just cash or kept it in the bank, I'd spend it immediately. But not for stupid things. So I don't like to have money. I never have money in my pocket.” HouseStupidProtect Author:Franca Sozzani
“Alfred Schnittke was an important contemporary composer, and he lived in Germany, but no one here has heard of him. Everyone has heard of Mozart, and many believe that he can still be found in that little house in Salzburg, which is why people stand there in line. I think that our music and our art belong to our era. If the public doesn't show up, it must be stupid.” PeopleThinkingBelieveArtImportantHouseStupidArt IsComposer Author:Georg Baselitz
“Sometimes I feel like a complete kid when I'm running around with my friends being stupid for a week, and then sometimes I just want to sit in my house and sip tea and watch old movies like I'm 60.” SometimesRunningKidsHouseWeekStupidTeaOld MovieBeing Stupid Author:Kendall Jenner
“I'm very free-spirited and crazy. I love to have fun, and I like doing stupid things. At the same time, I'm like a 35-year-old. I have a house. I have a car. I have a steady job. I have a business, and I have to make serious decisions.” YearsJobsHouseFunDecisionCrazyCarStupidSeriousHaving FunSteadySpiritedStupid Things Author:Avril Lavigne
“I became the storyteller of South Side Chicago. I used an old Kiwi liquid shoe polish as a microphone. I'd go around the house interviewing everybody, telling stupid jokes, doing voices. I mimicked Sidney Poitier, Sammy Davis Jr., people on 'Laugh-In,' Flip Wilson.” PeopleUsedHouseSidesVoiceLaughingStupidJokesSouthShoesChicagoStorytellerPolishFlipLiquidMicrophonesWilsonKiwiSammy DavisStupid JokesSammy Davis Jr Author:Bernie Mac
“I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid.” ThinkingWayKidsHouseStuffWatchesStupidFull House Author:Trey Parker
“It is a wise thing to be polite; consequently, it is a stupid thing to be rude. To make enemies by unnecessary and willful incivility, is just as insane a proceeding as to set your house on fire. For politeness is like a counter--an avowedly false coin, with which it is foolish to be stingy.” HouseEnemyFireWiseStupidFoolishInsaneUnnecessaryRudePoliteCoinsPolitenessProceedingStupid ThingsRudenessStingyIncivility Book:Collected Essays of Arthur Schopenhauer Source: Collected Essays of Arthur Schopenhauer
“Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.” IfsThinkingFirstsRomanceHouseStupidBuildingBabyColdCallingDatingLaysBricksLove And TrustCold Outside Book:He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys Source: He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys