“During the past few decades, modern technology, with radio, TV, air travel, and satellites, has woven a network of communication which puts each part of the world in to almost instant contact with all the other parts.” WorldPastTechnologyAirModernTvsCommunicationTravelRadioDecadesContactInstantFunny TravelWovenSatellitesAir TravelModern Technology Book:On Dialogue Source: On Dialogue
“We all know we have a problem, a broad problem. Ninety-eight percent of the fuel that is used by our vehicles, our autos and trucks for personal and commercial purposes, for highway and air travel operates on oil. The world has the same problem.” KnowsWorldProblemUsedPurposeAirTravelPercentEightOilFuelBroadsVehicleFunny TravelHighwaysTruckNinetyAir TravelNinety Eight Author:John Olver
“I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.” PeopleWayInspirationalFeelsSeemsWonderfulGoes OnTravelFlyingFlightPlanesDietsAviationAirplaneFunny TravelWonderful ThingsWeight LossAirlineAeroplanesDietingAir TravelPilots And FlyingTravellers FunnyFunny DietAirplanes And FlyingAirline Food Book:The Snake Has All the Lines Source: The Snake Has All the Lines
“People aren't just paying more to fill their gas tanks or when they pay for their heating bills for their home; they are paying more at the grocery store, on air travel and for many other daily expenses.” PeopleHomePayAirTravelBillsStoresGasExpensesFunny TravelTanksGroceriesGrocery StoresHeatingAir Travel Author:Dan Lipinski
“Each and every one of the security measures we implement serves an important goal: providing safe and efficient air travel for the millions of people who rely on our aviation system every day.” PeopleImportantGoalMillionsAirSecuritySafeTravelRelyAviationEfficientProvidingFunny TravelAir TravelSecurity Measures Author:Janet Napolitano
“In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.” FirstsChildrenTwoAmericaClassTravelFlyingAviationPilotsAirplaneFunny TravelTourismFirst ClassGreat AviationAir TravelTravel And TourismPilots And FlyingTravellers Funny Author:Robert Benchley
“We travel together, passengers on a little spaceship, dependent on its vulnerable reserves of air and soil, all committed, for our safety, to its security and peace. Preserved from annihilation only by the care, the work and the love we give our fragile craft.” LoveGivingLittlesCareTogetherPeaceNatureAirSecurityTravelSafetyCommittedCaringCraftsVulnerableSoilDependentCooperationFragileReservesPassengersAnnihilationSpaceshipsAir Travel Author:Adlai E. Stevenson
“Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.” WorldInspirationalThis WorldAdventureTravelTinyWanderVacationTime TravelModestTraveledFunny TravelIndonesiaAdventurousTourismTravellerPlaces In The WorldGreat TravelInspiring TravelTravel The WorldTravel AdventureAdventurerAdventure And TravelSeeing The WorldWaterfallsNomadLife Is An AdventurePhotography And TravelSolo TravelInspirational AdventureRoads TraveledGreat AdventureLife AdventureAdventure And LifeWant To TravelBackpackingAir TravelTravel AbroadTravel And TourismFavorite PlacesTravel JourneyNext AdventureInspirational Adventure TimeTravellers FunnyInspirational VacationFunny AdventureRoad LifeStudy AbroadForeign TravelAdventurous SoulsDiscovery And TravelOccupy Yourself Author:Gustave Flaubert
“Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.” WayInspirationalLooksHumorFunnyJourneyLike YouTravelSillyAirplaneFunny TravelGorePassportsGreat TravelTravel AdventureAdventure And TravelAir TravelTravellers FunnyForeign TravelAirline Business Author:Al Gore
“The modern airplane creates a new geographical dimension. A navigable ocean of air blankets the whole surface of the globe. There are no distant places any longer: the world is small and the world is one.” WorldWholeNatureAirModernTravelOceanSurfaceFlyingFlightPlanesDimensionsAviationAirplaneGlobesBlanketGreat AviationAir TravelAirplanes And FlyingWorld Is Small Author:Wendell Willkie
“You want to know what it's like to be on a plane for 22 hours? Sit in a chair, squeeze your head as hard as you can, don't stop, then take a paper bag and put it over your mouth and nose and breath your own air over and over and over.” KnowsWantInspirationalHardFunnyHoursAirTravelPaperMouthsBreathsSillyPlanesNosesChairsBagsOver YouFunny TravelAir TravelPaper Bags Author:Lewis Black
“People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound. They're like, 'It was the worst day of my life. We didn't board for 20 minutes and they made us sit there on the runway for 40 minutes.' Oh really? What happened next? Did you fly in the air, incredibly, like a bird? Did you partake in the miracle of human flight you non-contributing zero?'” PeopleInspirationalHumansMadeStoriesFunnyNextSoundHappenedAirMinutesWorstHorrorTravelBirdMiracleSillyFlightBoardsZeroFunny TravelContributingRunwayHorror StoriesAir TravelWorst Day Author:Louis C. K.