“It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo... What does get me angry is the ridiculous, disingenuous defending of the poop-throwing monkey.” WayDoeHardStupidTrumpPoliticianAngryMadRidiculousComedianThrowingMonkeysZoosHumoristsStupid ThingsPoopDisingenuous Author:Jon Stewart
“People are mad a Donald Trump for allegedly making a joke about Megyn Kelly having her period. Trump said, 'Trust me, I know what goes on down there, because I'm a huge douche.'” PeopleKnowsSaidHugeGoes OnTrumpPeriodsJokesMadTrust MeDouches Author:Conan O'Brien
“You think the pope is mad that Donald Trump said Two Corinthians instead of "second"? Get this. Pope Francis just said that contraception can be justified now.” ThinkingSaidTwoTrumpMadPopeJustifiedContraceptionCorinthians Author:Rush Limbaugh
“The Republicans are mad at Donald Trump, and the Democrats are mad at Hillary Clinton. And the Bernie Sanders people are mad at everybody. When has that ever happened?” PeopleHappenedTrumpRepublicanMadClintonDemocrat Author:Frank Luntz
“I got an email from somebody who's mad, and from the sound of it it's enough to make this person abandon [Donald] Trump.” PersonsEnoughSoundTrumpMadAbandonEmail Author:Rush Limbaugh