“Once you turn pro and you're making the big money and kids are buying your sneakers and your skates and your gloves and so on, you are a member of that role model club.” BigsKidsTurnsRolesMembersModelsClubsBuyingRole ModelsGlovesSkatesSneakers Author:Bobby Orr
“Enlightenment is not about being political. It is not a social club. Ashrams often turn into that, I know. Societies of enlightenment often just become cliques.” KnowsPoliticalTurnsSocialBuddhismEnlightenmentClubsClique Author:Frederick Lenz
“If you annoy the Hog-nosed Snake enough, he will roll over on his back and play dead. If you turn him right-side up, he will roll over to prove that he is dead... While he is playing dead, you can go straight up to him and step on his head or smash him with a big club.” IfsEnoughPlayBigsTurnsSidesStepsProveClubsAnnoyingSnakesHogStraight UpFootnotes Author:Will Cuppy
“[Elizabeth Moon's] antagonists are always evil moustache-twirlers. She could write a book about a golf open and the main rival to the hero would turn out to have clubs made from compressed kittens.” WritingMadeBookTurnsEvilHeroMoonGolfClubsRivalsKittenAntagonistMoustache Author:James Nicoll
“John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?” CountryTurnsWaitingMinutesMembersClubsPoisonOhioBartenderFrancoCountry Clubs Author:David Letterman
“If you want to be watched 24 hours a day in everything you do, you can't turn that around. You can't wake up three years later and say, 'Stop bothering me, I'm a serious actor,' if all you've done is wear certain clothes and show up half-loaded at clubs.” IfsWantYearsDoneShowsCertainTurnsThreeActorsHoursHalfSeriousClothesWake UpClubsBotherThree YearsLoaded Author:Ali MacGraw
“For what you call the Law is but a club of the rich over the lowest of men, sanctifying the conquest of the earth by a few and making their theft the way of things. But over and above these pitiful statutes of yours that enclose the common land and reduce us to poverty to make you fat stands the Law of Creation, which renders judgement on rich and poor alike, making them one. For freedom is the man who will thus turn the world upside down, therefore no wonder he has enemies” MenWorldWayEarthLawTurnsFreedomPoorCommonWonderEnemyPovertyRichLandCreationHe ManClubsFatsJudgementLowestConquestRichnessTheftReducingUpside DownRich And PoorSanctificationRenderingPitifulStatutesWorld Upside DownCauses Of PovertyFattening Author:Gerrard Winstanley