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“The best thing about being a cartoonist is to walk into a bar or someone's apartment and they don't know you, but they've taped one of your pieces up.”

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Author:Ted Rall

“Drinking helps us to forget what we are, we leave the office and walk straight to the bar.”

Helping Work Walks Forget Office Drinking Bars

Author:Ray Davies

“I couldn't walk up to a woman at a bar and say hello.”

Walks Bars Hello

Author:Larry David

“Oh, the inmates and the prisoners I found they were my kind And it was there inside the bars I found my peace of mind But the jails they were too crowded Institutions overflowed So they turned me loose to walk upon Life's hurried tangled road”

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Author:Bob Dylan

“I'm one of those people that will walk into a bar, and if I wasn't a comic - because some people know who I am - I would just blend in.”

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Author:Bobby Lee

“A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.”

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Book:The Storyteller

Source: The Storyteller

“Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.”

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Author:Dave Grohl

“One can get very fond of the people one meets in bars. The trouble is they then appear sort of different in the daylight and you realize that taking them with you is rather like taking a goldfish for a walk: not entirely correct, and surprising for the next people you run into.”

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Book:Home Life Three

Source: Home Life Three

“I cannot walk under the wires. The sparrows scatter like handfuls of gravel. Really, wires are voices in thin strips. They are words wound in cables. Bars of connection.”

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Book:In the Heart of the Heart of the Country & Other Stories

Source: In the Heart of the Heart of the Country & Other Stories

“A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, sees a girl that catches his eye. Asks her if she wants another, they fall for each other and end up lovers. They laugh, cry, hold on tight and make it work for a little while, then one night her taillights fade out into the dark. And a guy walks into a bar”

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Author:Tyler Farr

“This is a collaboration between a complex analyst, a dynamical system expert, and an arithmetical algebraic geometer. It sounds like a joke, a complex analyst, a dynamical system expert, and an arithmetical algebraic geometer walk into a bar.”

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Author:Jordan Ellenberg

“A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."”

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Author:Bill Bailey

“An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"”

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Author:Frank Carson

“A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.”

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Author:Tommy Cooper

“A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."”

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Author:Tommy Cooper

“Two peanuts walk into a rather rough bar, not looking for any trouble. Unfortunately, one was a salted.”

Two Humor Funny Walks Trouble Bars Rough Peanuts

Author:Tommy Cooper

“A Catholic priest, a Jewish rabbi, and a Muslim mullah all walk into a bar, and the bartender says: - What is this, a joke? - Сhurch is the only organization that exists primarily for the benefit of non-members.”

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Author:C. S. Lewis