“I remember a few years ago I was sitting at home with my wife watching the Oscars. I was sitting on the couch and suddenly heard my voice. It's thrilling. It's interesting that a lot of guys do me. I have a friend who does me on his answering machine so when I call him I talk to myself. I don't really know what that comes from. It doesn't seem to me that I speak in a strange way. My wife says Kevin's (Spacey) the best.” KnowsWayYearsDoeHomeSeemsRememberGuySpeakVoiceInterestingWifeHeardStrangeSittingYears AgoMachinesMy WifeOscarsThrillingCouchesKevinAnswering Machines Author:Christopher Walken
“As a guy I never liked being told to call, which my wife really never does, and that's why I call her as often as I do.” DoeGuyWifeMy Wife Author:Greg Behrendt
“There's no excuse for domestic violence. It sounds like a challenge. I mean, does everything have to be so black-and-white in this kindergarten country of ours? What if you come home from a long day at work and your wife has drowned two of your kids - she's about to dunk the third one. Can you run over and pop her then? Unfortunately no, there's no excuse. You're going to have to let her drown that third one.” IfsMeanLongDoeTwoCountryHomeRunningKidsSoundBlackChallengesWhiteWifeViolenceThirdsExcusePopsWhat IfComing HomeBlack And WhiteDomestic ViolenceNo ExcusesKindergartenLong DayExcuse You Author:Daniel Tosh
“So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.” KnowsLooksDoeSaidSufferingWifeTearsYeahMy WifeMagazinesArticlesBellyPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Robert Schimmel
“The man who says that he does not deserve his wife is probably right, but not for the reasons he thinks.” ThinkingMenDoeReasonWifeHe ManDeserve Book:Pauses: Reflections on Science, Spirituality, and the Fine Art of Living Source: Pauses: Reflections on Science, Spirituality, and the Fine Art of Living
“One of the important things about marriage is to be accepted. Love is the basis of marriage, but there are many married people who have never felt accepted. Marriage is not a reformatory, and spouses need to reach out to each other without criticism or reservations. To live with a wife or husband who does not accept you is a dark valley to walk through.” PeopleNeedsDoeImportantFeltDarkWalksLove IsAcceptingWifeHusbandMarriedCriticismBasesImportant ThingsAcceptedValleysReach OutSpouseReservations Author:Charles L. Allen