“The Second Way in which a wife can be separated from her husband, while he continues to be faithful to his God and his priesthood, I have not revealed, except to a few persons in this Church; and a few have received it from Joseph the prophet as well as myself. If a woman can find a man holding the keys of the priesthood with higher power and authority than her husband, and he is disposed to take her he can do so, otherwise she has got to remain where she is... there is no need for a bill of divorcement... To recapitulate.” IfsMenWayNeedsWellsPersonsCan DoChurchWifeKeysHigherHusbandAuthorityBillsFaithfulProphetPriesthoodPolygamyBeing FaithfulHigher Power Author:Brigham Young
“It's tough for those celebrity couples. It's really hard. My wife wasn't in the limelight, which made it easier... the key is to keep it happy, light, and fun.” MadeHardLightFunWifeKeysCoupleEasierToughMy WifeMade ItLimelight Author:Joey Fatone
“The wife is the key of the house.” HouseWifeKeys Book:The poetical works of George Herbert Source: The poetical works of George Herbert
“Buying a used rental car is kind of like going to a house of ill repute looking for a wife. Anything that's been driven that hard by that many people, you really don't want to put your key in it.” PeopleWantKindHardUsedHouseWifeCarKeysIllDrivenBuyingCar Rental Author:Jeff Foxworthy
“My wife and I want to try swapping. We want to go to one of those key parties where you put your keys in a bowl. But we just want to upgrade our car.” WantTryingPartyWifeCarKeysMy WifeBowlsSwapping Author:Andy Kindler
“Our whole intention was to make a record of songs that we grew up with and change them up a little bit, but we kind of stumbled on writing "Joseph's Lullaby." The irony is when I originally wrote the song, it was called "Mary's Lullaby." I wrote it from Mary's standpoint and it was in a higher key, a real falsetto, and it just wasn't right. One day, the producer's wife said, "Well, it's kind of odd that you're singing from Mary's perspective, being the guy. Why don't you do Joseph?” WritingWellsKindLittlesSaidRealWholeGuySongBitsRecordsWifePerspectiveKeysGrewHigherOne DayLittle BitGrew UpSingingIntentionProducersIronyOddMaryStandpointLullabyFalsetto Author:Bart Millard