“It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security.” GivingHomeEasyWifeSecurityGiving UpAskingNewbornFamily HomeNewborn Child Author:Heston Blumenthal
“Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question?” ReasonWifeOne ThingSecurityHairMy WifeSilly Author:John Prescott
“A host of positive psychological changes inevitably will result from widespread economic security. The dignity of the individual will flourish when the decisions concerning his life are in his own hands, when he has the means to seek self-improvement. Personal conflicts among husbands, wives and children will diminish when the unjust measurement of human worth on the scale of dollars is eliminated.” HumansMeanChildrenSelfWisdomHandsPoliticsIndividualDecisionResultsEconomyWifeEconomicSecurityHusbandConflictSelf ImprovementDignityDollarsImprovementScalesPsychologicalLiberalismHostUnjustDiminishMeasurementEconomic JusticeEconomic SecurityHusband Wife Author:Martin Luther King, Jr.
“The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.” HouseWifeSecurityReturnHusbandPermanentEmployee Author:Germaine Greer
“Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge raised security alert to a code red. Apparently Howard Dean has escaped. Did you see Dean's crazed speech the other night, yelling? I see why his wife won't campaign with him. In fact, Dean has a new slogan: 'Aaghhhh.'” FactsNightWifeSecuritySpeechRedRaisedCampaignsChiefsCodeTomsSlogansHomelandYellingDeanRidgesHomeland Security Author:Jay Leno
“The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to the travels, they want to make it easier for us. They're instructing security guards to glance at your luggage tags so that they can call you by your first name. Isn't that creepy? The guy touching your wife, calling her by her first name.” WantFirstsSaidGovernmentTodayGuyNamesWifeSecurityEasierCallingTrainingWorkersSatisfactionCustomersTouchingFederal GovernmentGlancesAirportsSessionCreepyTagCustomer SatisfactionLuggageSecurity GuardsAirport Security Author:Jay Leno
“In a mad moment, my family and I purchased a home in Maine because it's the place in the world that my wife loves better than any other place or any other human, and so I have committed my life and what had once been my economic security that has now returned to insecurity, to a patch of painful, rocky land on the shores of horrible, cold waters to a place where people go in the summer to experience autumn because leaves start falling on August 1.” PeopleWorldHumansMomentsHomeFallWaterLove IsWifeEconomicLandSecurityColdSummerMy FamilyMadPainfulCommittedMy WifeHorribleInsecurityAutumnShorePatchesAugustPlaces In The WorldMaineCold WaterEconomic SecurityWives Love Author:John Hodgman
“What man could afford to pay for all the things a wife does, when she's a cook, a mistress, a chauffeur, a nurse, a baby-sitter? But because of this, I feel women ought to have equal rights, equal Social Security, equal opportunities for education, an equal chance to establish credit.” MenFeelsDoeOpportunitySocialChancePayWifeRightsSecurityBabyOughtEqualCreditCooksNurseSocial SecurityMistressEqual RightsEqual OpportunityChauffeurs Author:Betty Ford