“Hillary Clinton has reportedly accepted Barack Obama's offer to become secretary of state. That's what they're saying in the New York Times. Yeah, according to Bill Clinton, this is the first time in 20 years that Hillary has said 'yes.'” YearsFirstsSaidStatesNew YorkOffersFirst TimeYeahBillsClintonAcceptedBarackSecretaryNew York Times Author:Conan O'Brien
“Barack Obama, you know has a lot of supporters here in America, but he's very popular internationally. It's quite interesting. This is a true story. It was in the paper. Barack Obama is so popular in the African town where his father was born, they've named a beer after him. That's true. Yeah. So next time you're in Africa, sit back, relax, and enjoy a tall, cold Barackelob Light. Good enough. Clearly not as popular a beer as it used to be.” KnowsEnoughStoriesLightAmericaUsedNextFatherEnjoyBornInterestingColdPaperTownsYeahUsed To BeBarackBeerRelaxGood EnoughTallNext TimeSupporterTrue StoryVery Popular Author:Conan O'Brien
“This Thursday, Barack Obama is gonna give his acceptance speech, and reportedly it's going to include performances by Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen. Yeah. And they say Obama's not black enough!” GivingEnoughBlackAcceptanceSpeechPerformancesYeahBarackThursdaySpringsteenAcceptance SpeechBon Jovi Author:Conan O'Brien