“Because the math is, if you - 5 percent of a million is a lot more than 5 percent of a thousand. So yeah, someone who makes more money, numerically, it's gonna be higher. But the greatest gains, percentage-wise, for people, are gonna be at the lower end of our plan.” PeopleIfsEndsMillionsWisePlansHigherThousandPercentGainsYeahMathMore MoneyPercentages Author:Ted Cruz
“Last night's vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin drew much higher ratings than the presidential debate. Did you know that? Yeah. Yeah, Biden attracted viewers who enjoyed his previous debate appearances, and Palin attracted viewers who enjoyed the movie 'Fargo.'” KnowsLastsNightHigherYeahVicesAppearanceDebateEnjoyedPresidentialViewersLast NightRatingVice PresidentPalinDid You KnowBidenPresidential DebateFargo Author:Conan O'Brien
“American exceptionalism, in the broad sense, is not a bunch of braggadocious words people say, "Yeah, we're better people. We have a better country. We are higher class people." That's not what it is. America was the exception to the way human beings prior to America, most of which lived.” PeopleWayHumansCountryAmericaHuman BeingsClassHigherYeahBunchExceptionBroadsExceptionalismAmerican Exceptionalism Author:Rush Limbaugh
“Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.” SportsRegretHigherYeahI RegretFunniest Sports Author:Charles Barkley