“As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.” KnowsWayFeelsHeartSimplePartyMy HeartGuestsConsistentlyHospitalityBest Times Author:Amy Sedaris
“Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” KnowsGivingPersonsTwoLandSpecialUniquenessSixteen Author:Amy Sedaris
“I'm not ambitious when it comes to my acting career. I'm not breaking down my agency's doors or sending out headshots. Even when I'm offered work, I always want small parts. When it comes to things that other people have written, I just don't know what I'm doing. I'm terrible at memorizing a script and reading lines. I get confused and I don't understand and it just looks fake to me. It's more difficult for me to be creative that way.” PeopleKnowsWayWantLooksReadingDifficultLinesActingCareersCreativeWrittenDoorsTerribleScriptsFakeAgencyConfusedAmbitiousBe CreativeBreaking DownSmall PartsMemorizingHeadshots Author:Amy Sedaris
“You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.” KnowsCharacterRememberActorsWatchesAirBreathsSmall PartsFresh AirCharacter ActorsOld Movie Author:Amy Sedaris
“But I love how people who are musical, they know how to dress.” PeopleKnowsKnow HowDressesMusical Author:Amy Sedaris
“Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.” KnowsWellsGuyForgetKnow HowGayCraftsForget ItGay Guy Author:Amy Sedaris
“I have a couple freeloader friends, but it's okay. I know they're gonna come in with their arms flying in the air empty-handed.” KnowsAirArmsCoupleEmptyOkayFlying Author:Amy Sedaris
“If I put my mind to something, it happens. I do know that's not necessarily psychic. But I always feel like there's something around me protecting me.” IfsKnowsFeelsMindHappensPsychics Author:Amy Sedaris
“They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?” IfsKnowsWayKindMeanWantedExpectedCultPublicists Author:Amy Sedaris
“I like to make things, but I looked at old craft books on weaving or mosaics or whatever, I'm like, 'I don't really know anything about that stuff.'” KnowsBookStuffCraftsWeavingMosaics Author:Amy Sedaris
“If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.” IfsKnowsWayTryingSaidSometimesHardLinesThey SaidTrying Really Hard Author:Amy Sedaris
