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Born on March 29, 1961, Amy Sedaris is an accomplished American actress known for her unique sense of humor and acting skills. She has gained popularity through her roles in various television shows and movies.

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“If you decide on having an alcoholic at your party, make sure it's a large gathering. This way, until the alcoholic begins removing their clothes or dangling the cat out the window, they can sort of blend in. An alcoholic at a small gathering is called an intervention.”

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“As my guests leave even my most simple parties, I consistently hear the same thing: 'That was the best time I ever had,' and it's always me saying it. But I do know in my heart they all feel the same way, probably.”

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Author:Amy Sedaris

“If you cannot come to the party, do not cancel at the last minute or give a message to a child to inform the host. And don't bother explaining why you can't attend because anything after 'because' is bullshit.”

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“I try to pick music for a diner that doesnt involve a lot of lyrics, so you're not paying attention to that. As long as it doesnt dominate the party, it should be more atmosphere music. When I'm by myself, I never play music.”

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“On the off chance that you have children, don't clean up at all. As children, my brother and sister and I loved waking up early and playing cocktail party with the leftover debris”

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“The moment someone says, 'Hey, everyone, listen to the words in this song,' your party is over.”

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Book:I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

Source: I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence

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Born: March 29, 1961
Known for: Actress
Quotes: 131

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