“There is nothing wrong with not wanting to be a hospitable person and have groups of people in your home touching your personables.” PeoplePersonsHomeGroupsTouchingHospitality Author:Amy Sedaris
“If you see a shy person, ask them some questions like, 'Why are you so shy? Tell everyone, we're all listening.” IfsPersonsAsksListeningShyShy Person Author:Amy Sedaris
“Before you can give of yourself to others you must know what of yourself you have to give. Every person is special. In all the land there is only one you, possibly two, but seldom more than sixteen.” KnowsGivingPersonsTwoLandSpecialUniquenessSixteen Author:Amy Sedaris
“When I meet a new person, something has to be a little off for me to consider them beautiful. It could be crooked teeth, or veins in their skin that are a little too visible, or a really dramatic lazy eye. The first guy I ever kissed had a water head.” FirstsLittlesPersonsEyeBeautifulGuyWaterSkinsTeethDramaticVisibleLazyVeinsCrookedCrooked TeethLazy Eyes Author:Amy Sedaris
“I think it's good for a person to spend time alone. It gives them an opportunity to discover who they are and to figure out why they are always alone.” ThinkingGivingPersonsOpportunityFiguresSpend TimeBeing AloneAll AloneAlone TimeAlways Alone Book:I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence Source: I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
“I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.” PersonsUglyTrashReally PrettyUgly Person Author:Amy Sedaris
“I wasn't a cliquey person, and I think that's because I came from a large family. I got along with everybody, and I usually got along with the people that people didn't like.” PeopleThinkingPersonsLarge Family Author:Amy Sedaris
