“Sometimes it's just enough for me to have the idea. I don't need to see it through to the end. When it actually happens, I'm always disappointed because it's never like what I imagined in my head. When an idea becomes a reality, then it's a job. I'd rather just think about it.” ThinkingNeedsIdeasEndsSometimesEnoughRealityHappensJobsDisappointed Author:Amy Sedaris
“I'm drawn to real-life characters. A lot of the characters I play, I've had in me since second grade. I've been dragging them around my entire life, and then sometimes I marry them with different people. But seldom have I really come up with a new character. In my head it's like, "I'll pull that person out that I've been doing since sixth grade and see where they're at right now.".” PeopleDifferentSometimesCharacter Author:Amy Sedaris
“I want witchcraft so bad that I can't stand it. I have wands in my apartment. And I use them sometimes. I walk into the kitchen with my wand, and I come out with something on a platter and I say, 'See, magic happens.' Works every time.” WantI CanSometimesUseHappensWalksMagicKitchenApartmentWitchcraftWands Author:Amy Sedaris
“Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.” PeopleIfsChildrenSometimesHouseSpaceRoomsBabyExcitingShoesTinyPairsCreepyTossCrutchesHallwaysPair Of Shoes Author:Amy Sedaris
“Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.” HumansSometimesCasesLosingPainfulPetPretendingPet LossDog LossDog GriefPet GriefLost DogDogs DyingDog Died Author:Amy Sedaris
“If I know I have to memorize lines, I'm really gonna try to memorize lines. It's hard for me sometimes, because somebody wrote these words and you're trying really hard to get them the way they said it.” IfsKnowsWayTryingSaidSometimesHardLinesThey SaidTrying Really Hard Author:Amy Sedaris
