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Famous Andy Rooney Quotes
“I've learned... That you should never say no to a gift from a child.”
“I've learned... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.”
“I've learned... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.”
“I've learned... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.”
“I've learned... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.”
“It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
Source: Sincerely, Andy Rooney
“Women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“Small daily happenings make life spectacular.... start enjoying the small things in life!”
“The best thing about a vacation is planning it.”
Source: Years of Minutes: The Best of Rooney from 60 Minutes
“Love is more pleasant once you get out of your twenties. It doesn't hurt all the time.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“I can't choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.”
“I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off”
“I've learned that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.”
Source: Common Nonsense
“Don't you hate it when...your suitcase is the last one off the airplane?”