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Famous Andy Rooney Quotes
“Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.”
“Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.”
“All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.”
Source: Not That You Asked...
“As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.”
Source: Not That You Asked...