Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
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Famous Andy Rooney Quotes
“Believing is such a comfort that it's hard to give up a belief just because it isn't true.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.”
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“If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.”
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“Elephants and grandchildren never forget.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.”
“If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
Source: Not That You Asked...
“Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.”
“We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.”
“Don't rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.”
“All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.”
Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit
“Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.”
Source: Not That You Asked...
“My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along.”
“The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.”