“When one sleeps on the floor, one need not fear falling out of bed.”
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Famous Anton Szandor LaVey Quotes
“There is a beast in man that should be exercised, not exorcised.”
“If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.”
“I thought, acted, and thereupon found myself removed.”
“Why should I not hate mine enemies―if I "love" them does that not place me at their mercy?”
“You cannot love everyone; it is ridiculous to think you can.”
“I break away from all conventions that do not lead to my earthly success and happiness.”
“The real satanist is not quite so easily recognized as such”
“If you're going to be a sinner, be the best sinner on the block.”
“Anyone without a sense of humor is too pretentious to be a good magician.”
“Definition of Good and Evil: Good is what you like. Evil is what you don't like.”
“I request reason for your golden rule and ask the why and wherefore of your ten commandments.”
