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Famous Aziz Ansari Quotes
“I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.”
“I'm in a situation with this girl that's as hopeless as overthrowing the Bush administration.”
“Once you become a comedian, you accept that people are just going to yell stuff at you.”
“Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday.”
“I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.”
“I like the brand Band of Outsiders. Their suits are cut really slim, for smaller framed gentlemen.”
“London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.”
“With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.”