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Famous Aziz Ansari Quotes
“You should really treat stand-up like you would a play. It's a one-man play.”
“I write characters that are based on elements of people I know and experiences I've really had.”
Source: Modern Romance
“If your job was remotely interesting, there would be a show on A&E about it.”
“Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.”
“The four sweetest words in the English language — 'You wore me down.'”
“I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.”
“Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.”
“The hardest part about rollerblading is telling your parents you're gay.”