“Oranges don't have nipples," says Sophie” FunnyFoodNipplesOranges Book:Yes No Maybe So Source: Yes No Maybe So
“I HAVE TO MEET HIM. I don’t think I can keep this up. I don’t care if it ruins everything. I’m this close to making out with my laptop screen.” LoveHumorFunnyCrushEmailInfatuation Book:Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda Source: Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda
“An actual date with a boy. This is possibly, definitely the number one best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I have no chill about it. None whatsoever.” FunnyCuteBestChillArthurDateWhat If It S Us Book:What If It's Us Source: What If It's Us