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Bill Hicks was an American comedian known for his unique style of humor and profound insights into social phenomena. His performances often featured satire and dark humor, addressing issues such as religion, politics, social problems, and personal beliefs. Hicks' career was brief, but his influence in the comedy world has endured to this day.

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“A Christian will say... "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.”

Believe Looks Christian I Believe One Day Yeah Believe In God

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“I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.”

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“I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)”

Way Believe Ideas Real Helping Certain Left I Believe Growing Planets Evolution Right Now Drug Speed Our Planet Facilitate

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“People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.”

People Believe Children Littles Earth Asks Left I Believe Economic Policy Planets Ask Me Satan Disagree Foreign Policy Planet Earth Economic Policy

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“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.”

Believe Humanity I Believe Misanthropy Revolutionary Ideas

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“You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day". Yeah, looks like He rushed it”

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Book:Love All the People (New Edition)

Source: Love All the People (New Edition)

“I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.”

Should Believe Life Is I Believe Pay Cost

Book:Love All the People (New Edition)

Source: Love All the People (New Edition)

“I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you'll find in this world.”

World Believe Self I Believe Hell This World Misperception

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“I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.”

Believe Self Reason I Believe Voice Hell Voice Of Reason

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“I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.”

Believe Helping Certain Left I Believe Growing Planets Evolution Drug Speed Our Planet Facilitate

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“I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint... it has to do with creating and sharing.”

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Author:Bill Hicks

About the Author

Born: December 16, 1961
Died: February 26, 1994
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 273

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