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Famous Bill Hicks Quotes
“We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.”
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
“Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
“Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.”
“It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.”
“Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.”
“Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.”
“I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.”
“I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.”
“When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.”
“The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions”
“I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.”
“Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.”