“I'm very vocal about my belief that all religion is garbage. Most of my friends are religious or at least spiritual. These are people I like and I know are intelligent. It's this thing that I carry around. I know I'd be a better person if I was fairer, but it's at the core of who I am and what I believe.” PeopleIfsKnowsBelievePersonsSpiritualBeliefI BelieveReligiousMy FriendsIntelligentCoreWho I AmGarbageVocalBetter PersonBeing A Better Person Author:David Cross
“I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.” MenBelieveSaidWholeHumorFunnyDogJokesTestsSeriesDon't BelieveBunchTonightSmarter Author:David Cross
“You have to have some level of attachment, you can still have passion and believe but it has to be softened somewhat.” BelieveStillsPassionLevelsAttachment Author:David Cross
“I was in Antwerp - which, I had about 20 shows left at that point - and a guy said, "That's Dave Attell's." Also, Antwerp was my smallest audience, so the guy was right there. I was like, "What?" He said, "Dave Attell does a bit about, 'Why are there luggage stores in the airport?'" I had never seen that, and I would never ever, ever, ever - please believe me - I would never lift material from somebody ever, and certainly not knowingly.” BelieveDoeSaidShowsGuyLeftBitsAudienceMaterialsPleaseStoresLiftsBelieve In MeSmallestAirportsDaveLuggageAntwerpPlease Believe Me Author:David Cross
“I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.” PeopleKnowsBelieveEndsI BelieveCausesNew YorkI Believe InBunchCompromiseMarch Author:David Cross
“I was born Jewish, but I am an atheist. I dont believe in God.” BelieveBornAtheistBelieve In God Author:David Cross
