“What President of the Airline is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?” IfsGivingTwoHumorKidsFunnyReadingNextPresidentGiving UpConcernedEmptySickMilesSeatsGatesPensAirlineFlyersEmpty SeatsSick Kids Author:David Cross
“So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.” ThinkingHumorKidsFunnyMy FriendsRude Author:David Cross
“All my friends are always telling me how hard it is to have kids. 'Oh, David, it's so hard.' That's not hard. I'll tell you what hard is. Try talking your girlfriend into her third consecutive abortion. Yeah, that's hard, that takes finesse. You're just inconvenienced.” TryingHardHumorKidsFunnyTalkingMy FriendsThirdsYeahGirlfriendAbortionYour GirlfriendFinesseConsecutive Author:David Cross
“It's not that I don't have kids for some personal reason outside of, I just haven't had kids. And I haven't met someone who wanted to, as far as I know. And perhaps I'm attracted to women who aren't ready to make that commitment just yet.” KnowsReasonKidsWantedHavensReadyMetsCommitment Author:David Cross
“Most people who have kids are, "Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.” PeopleThinkingWayWantIdeasKidsLike MeHeyReally GreatRight WayGreat Idea Author:David Cross
“I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.” ChildrenKidsZeroHesitation Author:David Cross
“I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.” ThinkingKidsDadDisserviceGood Dad Author:David Cross
