“When I want comfort food, I buy Maltesers. I like all chocolates, but especially those. You can eat them, and because they're so light, you can convince yourself that they are not actually that fattening.” WantLightComfortConvinceChocolateComfort FoodFattening Author:David Walliams
“Ricky Gervais would have you believe otherwise, but Sacha Baron Cohen is the most successful British comedian in the world.” WorldBelieveSuccessfulBritishComedian Author:David Walliams
“We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.” MenDoneCultureKeysClothesKey Things Author:David Walliams
“I'm not a political thinker, but I've just always thought of myself as a Labour supporter. I was a great fan of Tony Blair. He sent me a letter before I swam the Channel to wish me luck.” PoliticalWishFansLettersLuckLabourThinkerSupporterBlairGreat Fans Author:David Walliams
“Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat I just feel really happy in the water.” PeopleThinkingFeelsSometimesWaterTreatsExtraordinarySwimReally Happy Author:David Walliams
“I've done panel shows, which I enjoy, and on those you're recording half-an-hour of TV and sometimes they film for two hours. But with 'Britain's Got Talent,' you're on camera for eight hours, with a large theatre audience watching - and in between you're being filmed for ITV2 as you eat your lunch.” TwoSometimesDoneShowsFilmEnjoyHoursHalfAudienceTalentTvsCamerasEightTheatreBritainLunch Author:David Walliams
“It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.” PersonsCasesAudienceDangerParticularEasierJokesBiggerAlways BelieveBland Author:David Walliams
“I was quite fat as a kid. And swimming is a sport you can enjoy whatever size you are. If you're fat, running is a pain. I'm not really built for running.” IfsRunningKidsPainSportsEnjoyBuiltSizeFatsSwimming Author:David Walliams
“Social satire has been around since people have been around.” PeopleHas BeensSocialSatire Author:David Walliams
“There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.” WayNumbersComedyMagicBarsInstanceMilky Way Author:David Walliams
“People think writing a children's book is something you could do in an afternoon but it's actually really hard.” PeopleThinkingWritingChildrenBookHardAfternoonChildren's Books Author:David Walliams
“My favourite restaurant of all time is Mildreds on London's Lexington Street. It's a little vegetarian restaurant and is really fun and healthy, too. It was the first place I went to in London and really liked. That was 20 years ago, and it is still my favourite.” YearsFirstsLittlesStillsFunStreetsHealthyYears AgoLondonAll TimeRestaurantsVegetarianFavouriteLexingtonMildred Author:David Walliams
“We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.” ThinkingTryingRoomsMonthsFunny Things Author:David Walliams
