One Night
A source page for quotes linked to Eric Jerome Dickey.
“Your lies are like a silent fart. Can't see 'em, but I can smell 'em.”
“They . . . had been slugging it out like Rihanna and Chris Brown on repeat . . .”
“... honesty is like seeing a crackhead up close: it ain’t that fucking attractive.”
“It is silent, an anagram for listen. That is what I do. Listen while she remains silent.”
“Time is the Novocaine for the toothache in my heart.”
“We kissed again . . . . My clit began to twerk.”
“His rod, his staff, it comforted me.”
“We disconnected. And I wondered if we had ever truly connected.”
“. . . the walls of her vagina tightening around me as she laughed.”
“Sweat rained from my forehead; my own salt blinded me until I wiped it all away.”
“Jewell Stewark smiled at me from a billboard, the rain giving her face tears.”
“He dropped his towel. He showed me what I had gotten myself into, what wanted to get into me.”
“I let my towel drop to the carpet. Nakedness stared at nakedness, and nakedness smiled.”
“Love is for the soul and sex is for the body. Both cry out for satisfaction”
“nothings promised, not the rest of tonight, not all of tomorrow!”
“changing horses doesn't mean the ride'll get any better!”
“hate isn't healthy, it damages the hater more than the one who's hated!”
“a full moon is a flashlight so everyone can see your drama!”
“every day a million miracles begin at sunrise!”
“safety and love are both illusions!”
“the only perfect people are dead people, because their the only ones who can't make mistakes!”
“can't blame a man for being human when human is all he'll ever be!”
“wide is the gate and broad is the way that leads to temptation!”
“wisdom ain't seeing what's in your face, but recognizing what's about to come!”
“love is a mental illness, an obsessive-compulsive disorder romanticized!”
“marriage is when a man stops disappointing many women and focuses on disappointing one!”