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Comedian

Eugene Mirman is an American comedian known for his unique and witty style of humor. Born on July 24, 1974, he has been active in the comedy scene since the early 2000s. Mirman is recognized for his performances in comedy clubs and television shows, including roles on Comedy Central's 'The Problem with Apu' and 'The Sarah Silverman Program'. His comedy works are celebrated for their satirical take on social phenomena and profound insights into everyday life.

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Famous Eugene Mirman Quotes

“What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.”

People Thinking Should Imagine Cry Underwear

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“There's something therapeutic about connecting with an audience - when there's something really sort of odd or silly that you think is funny, and conveying it to an audience.”

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“When years from now people look back on today, they will think the same thing they already do but with more reasons for it.”

People Thinking Years Looks Reason Today

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“There was one woman who had a giant sign and on it, it just said, 'America Is Better Than Abortion.' I think she meant that America was too good a place for the horror of abortion. But instead, it sounded like she had weighed both - the American spirit and getting an abortion and decided that American spirit better. I think it is a bad idea to have grammatically ambiguous protest signs.”

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“A lot of the things I do are the sort of things I think are funny.”

Thinking

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“I just loved comedy as a kid and I think at some point, it just occurred to me that you could try it, and I did.”

Thinking Trying Kids Comedy

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“A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.”

People Ifs Thinking Knows Kids Cheese Bike

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“I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.”

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“For a short period of time, I was like, I have these jokes and if people get them, they get them. And then eventually, I was like, Oh no. It's absolutely my job to convey to people why what I think is funny, is funny. The whole point of standup is to get the audience to understand your weird point of view.”

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“I don't think you should invest in commodities. Eddie Murphy made it seem risky in Trading Places.”

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“I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.”

Thinking Russia Storytelling Anecdotes

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“I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.”

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“Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.”

Thinking Drunk Think Of Me Hegel Impetuous

Book:The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

Source: The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life

“What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.”

Ifs Thinking Should Play Lying Bears

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“Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.”

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About the Author

Born: July 24, 1974
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 80

Books & Sources

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern LifeRelated source material

The Will to Whatevs: A Guide to Modern Life – The Ultimate Satirical Field Manual for Becoming an Artist or Disappointing Your ParentsRelated source material

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