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Frank Skinner

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Comedian

Frank Skinner is a British comedian known for his distinctive humor style and witty performances. Born on January 28, 1957, he has been active in the comedy scene since the 1980s. Skinner's comedy works often tackle social and political issues, attracting a wide audience with his insightful observations and humorous take on life.

Frank Skinner on the Road

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“Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period, when they were young and impressionable, I think I infected them with my pun virus. They grew to enjoy puns, think puns, just as much as me. The problem is people don't really like puns any more, so I worry I've rendered the poor fuckers virtually unemployable.”

Comedy Humour Puns

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“I walked back into the bedroom and, after all that, I actually was surprised. She lay on the bed, her hands nonchalantly behind her head, with the banana between her legs. Only half of it was alfresco. It was if we'd had sex and then, before heading for the bathroom, I'd bookmarked her vagina so as not to lose my place.”

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“You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.”

Life Trying Ends Whole Size Crowds Whole Life Weather The End Of The Day Funeral

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“I'm world-famous in West Bromwich.”

World West World Famous

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“Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.”

Young Culture Modern Perpetual Fountain Footballer Modern Culture Stags

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“We're always hearing about risk-takers whose risks paid off, but they are no braver than those whose risks end in ridicule.”

Ends Courage Risk Paid Bravery Hearing Ridicule Paid Off

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“I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.”

Wife Share Humour Honestly Funny Relationship

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“Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.”

Made Stupid Drink Taste Cider

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“How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.”

Play Might Sound Hours Ridiculous Relax Ukulele

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“A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts”

Funny Animal Dog Intelligent Fart Never Trust

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“So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?”

Men Long Names Bits Sound Fans Media Football Clubs Soccer Arsenal Wenger

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Born: January 28, 1957
Known for: Comedian
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