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Graham Chapman was a renowned British comedian, best known for his roles in the Monty Python comedy troupe. Born on January 8, 1941, he passed away on October 4, 1989. Chapman was beloved for his unique sense of humor and profound character interpretations.

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Famous Graham Chapman Quotes

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

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“I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

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Author:Graham Chapman

“This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.”

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Book:Monty Python Live!

Source: Monty Python Live!

“I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!”

Author:Graham Chapman

“Nudge, nudge. Snap, snap. Grin, grin. Wink, wink, say no more? Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.”

Knows Mean Nudge Monty Winking Nudge Nudge

Author:Graham Chapman

“Always look on the bright side of life.”

Source: Monty Python's the life of Brian (of Nazareth)

“We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

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Author:Graham Chapman

“Kilimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb you know, most of it's up until you reach the very very top, and then it tends to slope away rather sharply.”

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Author:Graham Chapman

“Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.”

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Author:Graham Chapman

“I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!”

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Author:Graham Chapman

“You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives.”

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Author:Graham Chapman

About the Author

Born: January 8, 1941
Died: October 4, 1989
Known for: Comedian
Quotes: 51

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