Monty Python Live!
A source page for quotes linked to Graham Chapman.
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Source: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Book): Mønti Pythøn Ik Den Hølie Gräilen
“When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.”
Source: Monty Python Live!
Source: Monty Python's the life of Brian (of Nazareth)
Source: Monty Python Live!
“I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, baked beans, Spam, Spam and Spam!”
“Always look on the bright side of life.”
Source: Monty Python's the life of Brian (of Nazareth)
“When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.”
“My philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white.”
“We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!”
“WHAT is your name? WHAT is your quest? and WHAT is your favorite color?”
“Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.”
“One thing for sure - a sheep is not a creature of the air.”
“It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.”
“We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.”
“Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.”
“Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.”