“Can we stop talking about my pants, please?” HumorHumourPantsHumorous QuotesKids BooksHumourous QuoteKids HumorPants Quotes Book:Danny Mann Super Fan Source: Danny Mann Super Fan
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“In my school, if your skirt is just one centimetre too short, they make you change into the stinkiest, skankiest pair of lime green joggers they can find in the lost property box, with stains that you really don’t want to know where they came from and the stench of a thousand backsides.” HumorSchool QuotesKids HumorKids FunnyBums Book:Eco Worrier Source: Eco Worrier
“The rumour was that he wrestled gorillas in his spare time, two at a time, although to be honest, why London Zoo would let him wrestle one, let alone two of their Gorillas Marty wasn't sure.” WrestlingMiddle GradeZoosGorillasKids BooksKids Humor Book:Eco Worrier Source: Eco Worrier
“He looked like he probably disliked garlic and sunlight a lot, and his idea of a tasty snack was something he sucked out of someone’s neck in the middle of the night.” VampireVampiresPoliticiansMiddle GradeChildrens BooksKids HumorPolitician Quotes Book:Eco Worrier Source: Eco Worrier
“One thing you can guarantee as a football fan, maybe the only thing you can guarantee, is that sooner or later someone else is going to have a go at you and your team.” FootballSoccerSports QuotesFootball QuotesFootball SupportersSoccer QuotesFootball Fans Book:Danny Mann Super Fan Source: Danny Mann Super Fan
“I love football, and you love football, and arguing about it is just a waste of time.” FootballSoccerFootball FanSports QuotesFootball SupportersSoccer Quotes Book:Danny Mann Super Fan Source: Danny Mann Super Fan