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“Can we stop talking about my pants, please?”

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Book:Danny Mann Super Fan

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“Beep deedly oden boden bodash skadutendaten.”

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Book:Danny Mann Super Fan

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“In my school, if your skirt is just one centimetre too short, they make you change into the stinkiest, skankiest pair of lime green joggers they can find in the lost property box, with stains that you really don’t want to know where they came from and the stench of a thousand backsides.”

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Book:Eco Worrier

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“The rumour was that he wrestled gorillas in his spare time, two at a time, although to be honest, why London Zoo would let him wrestle one, let alone two of their Gorillas Marty wasn't sure.”

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Book:Eco Worrier

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“He looked like he probably disliked garlic and sunlight a lot, and his idea of a tasty snack was something he sucked out of someone’s neck in the middle of the night.”

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Book:Eco Worrier

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