“I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.” ImportantRomanceRelationshipsWorryRelationshipRomanticImportanceWorriedApocalypseZombieZombiesSave The WorldWorryingApocalypticZombie ApocalypseWorriesSaving The WorldZompocSaving The Planet Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
“It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.” ImportantUseFearRespectFearfulApocalypseZombieUsefulnessZombiesApocalypticSomeoneZombie ApocalypseUsefulSomebodyZompoc Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
“They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.” PeopleWorldFeelsHumansFeelingsHumanityNamesWorkExistenceHuman NaturePersonalityHumanToolsNeedFeelingDeadLocationWork EthicZombieAvoidedSalesFeelJordanWorkingZombiesSalesmanInfectionNameExcuse MeDead PeopleAvoidExistZombie ApocalypseWorksOverShiftPersonalitiesInfectedInfectious DiseasesToolPeople SuckSalesmenInfectiousZompocLocatedSupposed ToDead To The WorldInfected PeopleName TagNametagPaint BrushPaintbrushesUntil Then Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
“I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.” PeopleWorldHumansKindMeanRealityHappinessHumanityBrainKindnessCrazyHuman NatureCreaturesLivingHumanMental HealthHappyMental IllnessInnocentRealizationInnocenceLiveNastyIntegrationApocalypseZombieYourselfLiving LifeZombiesIntegratingLikeCrazinessApocalypticMean PeopleHeadRealizeZombie ApocalypsePost ApocalypticBrainsNibblingNasty PeopleZompocNibbleLittle Nibble Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
“The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.” HelpingBeautifulHappinessGoalBeautyAchieveHard WorkDepressionAchievementOrdinaryExpectationsHappyGoalsHelping OthersUnhappyCrushControlUnhappinessHelpDepressingSuperiorityApocalypseOrdinary PeopleZombieCrushedWork HardZombiesDepressedApocalypticExpectPrettyZombie ApocalypseEnamoredOrdinarinessSuperiorPretty PeoplePretty GirlsOrdinary LookingOrdinary Looks Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution
“You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.” PeopleCarVehiclePanicApocalypseHighwaysZombieAutomobileZombiesRoadApocalypticRoad TripCarsFreewaysZombie ApocalypsePost ApocalypticRoadsHighwayVehiclesApocalipseZompocAutoPanickedAutosZombies LifeFreewayPanic StrickenPanickyZombies HopeZombies Are People Too Book:Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution Source: Jordan's Brains: A Zombie Evolution