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Famous Jim Butcher Quotes
“I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.”
“Even a broken clock gets it right occasionally.”
“Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears.”
“There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity.”
“Sometimes I hate having a conscience, and a stupidly thorough sense of honor.”
“Discussing a problem with yourself is almost never a good way to secure a divergent viewpoint.”
“The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you.”
“There are old swordsmen and bold swordsmen. But few old, bold swordsmen.”
“Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.”
“You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”
“In the name of the Pizza Lord. Charge!”
“Me and polite have never been on close terms.”
“Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead," I said solemnly, "and frosting of white.”
“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?”
“The building was on fire, and it wasn’t my fault.”
“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”
“Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar”
“I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots and children.”
“Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.”
“Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!”
