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Famous Jim Butcher Quotes
“This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.”
“It was a well-known fact that humans became more addled than usual when running in herds.”
“Inari screamed and swung her stake, but her Buffy impersonation wasn't any better than mine.”
“If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it.”
“We must prepare for as many futures as possible, not merely the ones we prefer.”
“Same result, only I'd be steam-cooked instead of roasted.”
“You do everything by the book, like everybody else, you get the same results s everybody else.”
“Tavi eventually came to the conclusion that he was sulking.”
“EASTER HAS BEEN CANCELED—THEY FOUND THE BODY”
“Open eyes are of little use when the mind behind them is closed.”
