“Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those that are in it for a genuine love of comedy find each other within the circuit and become friends.” ThinkingComedyGenuineCircuitsGenuine Love Author:Johnny Vegas
“There have been times I've finished a big job and thought, 'Great, a couple of weeks off.' But then a couple of weeks turns to three weeks and then after a month you're staring at the phone willing it to ring.” Has BeensBigsJobsTurnsThreeWeekWillingMonthsCouplePhonesFinishedRingsStaring Author:Johnny Vegas
“I was loved as a kid; I was raised with more love and emotional support than most folks could wish for my memories aged nought to ten are all bound up together in a mesh of innocence and fun.” KidsTogetherFunWishMemoriesSupportEmotionalTenRaisedBoundsFolksInnocenceMeshEmotional Support Author:Johnny Vegas
“I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.” PeopleThinkingWayLooksHighestStonesWeightAddNewspapers Author:Johnny Vegas
“Writing a book about yourself is like therapy, and you go 'Oh My God, that's the reason that happened.' Writing about it, you're forced to really examine things.” WritingBookReasonHappenedTherapyAbout YourselfWriting A Book Author:Johnny Vegas
“It's lovely being a parent and being in a strong marriage with somebody who is your best friend.” StrongParentLovelyYour Best FriendBeing A ParentStrong Marriage Author:Johnny Vegas
“Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that.” CharacterBodyDifficultSteps Author:Johnny Vegas
“The people on the QVC shopping channel convince me that life is worth living. They see the good in everything. People who go to counselling should actually go to a room with a QVC seller for half an hour and let them find the qualities within them. For example, they'd look at me and say, 'To anybody else this looks like a stomach but, actually, his feet never get wet in the rain.” PeopleShouldLooksLife IsHoursRoomsHalfQualityFeetExampleDepressionRainConvinceStomachShoppingWetLook At MeWorth LivingSellersLife Is Worth Living Author:Johnny Vegas
“The idea of being on TV 24 hours a day and people seeing the real me... No.” PeopleIdeasRealHoursSeeingTvsReal Me Author:Johnny Vegas
“There is something more spiritual to us than what we are on this earth, but how you access it I'm not sure.” EarthSpiritualAccessNot Sure Author:Johnny Vegas
“There's a domino effect with certain things you say.” CertainEffectsDomino Effect Author:Johnny Vegas
“You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is.” PeopleIfsHalfDadMy DadDecentBlokes Author:Johnny Vegas
“I get obsessed with decorations and decorating the house. I keep it tasteful outside, but when you get inside it is a bit like Blackpool illuminations, I go bonkers!” HouseBitsObsessedIlluminationDecorationDecoratingBlackpool Author:Johnny Vegas
“I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it.” ThinkingFeelsI CanBigsJobsNightNextRealisingNext DayFull Potential Author:Johnny Vegas
“I'm loath to use my personal life to promote what I do, but at the same time, I don't like a journalist going away with no more than you could get off Wikipedia, where most of it's invented anyway.” UseJournalistGoing AwayPersonal LifeWikipedia Author:Johnny Vegas
