“I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.” I CanFunnyOne ThingJudgingWittyTricksConfusedOne Thing At A Time Author:Judy Sheindlin
“Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife.” SonJudgingKitchenKnivesYour SonKitchen Knives Author:Judy Sheindlin
“Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!” StupidJudgingStupid ThingsVery Stupid Author:Judy Sheindlin