“I don't like to hear woman argue...it makes my balls itch.”
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Famous Kevin Hart Quotes
“I shouldn't have to ask for your permission for me to put you in my lie!”
“If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.”
“My brother tried to explain sex to me when I was 7 - and he did it with a cup.”
“Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.”
“A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.”
“At the end of the day, women are a distraction. Whether you realize it or not.”
“I'm a whopping 5 foot 4 inches tall. I'm not going to get any taller.”
“I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.”
“I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.”
“A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.”
“Because I'm small, I've been called things from 'Happy Feet' to 'Little Face.'”
“Chris Rock does the political thing really well, but that never worked for me.”
“Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.”
“I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it.”
“I'm not the most attractive fella. I'm not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything.”
“My main goal is to be a self-made man and have control over what's mine.”
“People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.”