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Famous Kevin Nealon Quotes
“If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.”
“Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.”
“A special validates you as a stand-up by documenting your material.”
“As a comedian, you're kind of like a blues musician; you have to live a little bit.”
“Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing.”
“Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.”
“I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.”
“I play a lot of sports. I'm not real good at any of them. I'm above adequate.”
“It is a great rush to come up with a joke that gets a good response from the audience. It's gold!”
“When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together.”