“I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."” HumorFunnyLastsTablesSevenDinnerSecondsWeekendMarineToasts Author:Margaret Smith
“I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.” I CanLastsRelationshipCopiesTape Author:Margaret Smith
