“I went out to dinner with a Marine last weekend. He looked across the table and he goes, "I could kill you in seven seconds." I go, "I'll just have toast, then."” HumorFunnyLastsTablesSevenDinnerSecondsWeekendMarineToasts Author:Margaret Smith
“My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?” MenFunnyDeathHumorousAngryWittyUnclesPrintedTombstoneAngry Man Author:Margaret Smith
