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“A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you're walking down a street and you spot a moose?”
“Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.”
“In America, any boy can grow up to become president. Or, if he never grows up, vice president.”
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“In opposition to sex education: Let the kids today learn it where we did - in the gutter.”
“On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.”
“Every child has a right to go to high school and end up with a third grade education.”
“If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?”
“Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.”
“No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.”
“Sex doesn't have to be taught. It's something most of us are born with.”
“Why should old people get [Social Security]? They just sit around all day doing nothing.”
“Worrying about the future is a thing of the past. I don't think about it.”
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself-and possibly teh bogey man.”
“If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.”
“I think I'd make a pretty good president, and they have a great pension plan.”
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.”