“I'll never forget my first experience of swede. It was at school and I thought I was getting mashed potato. I've never got over it.” FirstsSchoolForgetOver ItNever ForgetPotatoesMashed Potatoes Author:Paul Merton
“My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.” GivingShouldYearsSchoolPastFiveTwentiesMiseryFive YearsIndicationOver The PastTwenty FiveSchool LifeSchool Days Author:Paul Merton
