“I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?” IfsKnowsI CanFunnyRecordsComedyAirHumorousVictimWho You AreMedicalTeethCrashAmazedDentistDentalToothacheDentistryDental Work Author:Paul Merton
“On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't, he said: Do you mind if I mug you here?” IfsMindFirstsSaidGuyNew YorkHumorousParksNew DayMugCentral Park Author:Paul Merton