“If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.” IfsDoneHouseHavensPaperBathroomToiletsSlidesToilet Paper Author:Paul Merton
“I have never sold my story, done Hello! magazine, any of that stuff. I'm not guilty of exploiting my private life for cash and then saying, 'Oh, I don't want to talk about my private life.' I've never crossed that line.” WantDoneStoriesStuffLinesGuiltyMagazinesCashHelloPrivate LifeNot Guilty Author:Paul Merton
