“When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service, I really think I've won.” ThinkingMorningWake UpRealisingMondayMonday MorningCivil Service Author:Paul Merton
“I don't always vote in general elections, but I think I've always voted Labour.” ThinkingVoteElectionLabourGeneral ElectionsMidterm Elections Author:Paul Merton
“I think having an outsider's viewpoint is interesting and good, especially for a comedian.” ThinkingInterestingComedianOutsidersViewpoints Author:Paul Merton