“Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.”
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Famous Prince Philip Quotes
“Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.”
“Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'”
“You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly.”
“"It looks as though it was put in by an Indian." He later backtracked: "I meant to say cowboys."”
“People say after a fire it's water damage that's the worst. We're still drying out Windsor Castle.”
“We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo.”
“You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.”
“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?”
“[after accepting a gift from a Kenyan woman] You are a woman, aren't you?”
“It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from school art lessons.”
“If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.”
“You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats?”
“What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.”
“It doesn't look like much work goes on at this university.”
“Ah, you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then.”
“Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!”
“There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes?”
“I don't know how they're going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.”