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Famous Robert Anton Wilson Quotes
“Try living forever with the metaprogram, 'Everything works out more perfectly than I plan it.”
“There is one universal sex law: Sex shall not be unregulated.”
“There is no complete theory of anything.”
Source: Reality is what You Can Get Away with: A Screenplay
“Here's to the good Nuns for telling me what books NOT to read!”
Source: Quantum Psychology: How Brain Software Programs You and Your World
“The final war will be between Pavlov's dog and Schoedinger's Cat.”
“Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences.”
“There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually.”
“We can't run out of resources. Resources exist when the human mind sees how to use something.”
“I find the universe so staggering that I just don't have any faith in my ability to grasp it.”
“The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.”
“A disciple is an asshole looking for a human being to attach itself to.”
“The devil is only a convenient myth invented by the real malefactors of our world.”
“It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.”